Someone walked in with their dog first thing this morning.  No calling ahead, no appointment - just walked in.  His reason?  The dog was "fussy."  "My dog has been fussy all night!"  Seriously?

A lady came in to buy flea protection this afternoon.  Her eyebrows were drawn on.  They were blue.  I understand the some people fill in their eyebrows if they are thin, or losing hair or something, but no one has blue eyebrows.  It is never ok to use blue when drawing eyebrows. 

I asked a woman to fill out a new patient form for a cat we had never seen before.  The only information she was able to give me was that the cat was black.  No name, no date of birth, male or female, long or short hair, what kind of food he eats, etc etc.  She has owned the cat for 10 years.  According to her, it is her husband's cat, so she isn't responsible for knowing anything about it.  Like his name.