Monday, April 26, 2010

A List

1. I am either sick, or have the worst allergies ever. Yesterday I started not feeling great and by this morning I thought my face was going to explode. I still can't hear anything out of my right ear and am very congested, yet also have a runny nose. I feel like crap.

2. Camry has decided to start watching Law & Order at 3:00 in the morning. Loudly. Last night we woke up to a booming voice, "IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM..." Chad got up to see why the TV was suddenly on, and found Camry sitting next to the remote on the couch. Sorry buddy, but we only watch TV during awake hours.

3. Chad is going to St. Louis this weekend for a board game convention. You should have heard him making a hotel reservation for "Geekway to the West" - it was hilarious. Whoever he was talking to couldn't understand him, so he kept saying "GEEKWAY TO THE WEST" louder and louder and finally ended up spelling it. G-E-E-K-W-A-Y... it was awesome.

4. I worked 55 hours last week. That is 15 too many.

5. There are two stray cats who think they live on my porch. Probably because they are living on my porch. I do not feed them. I do not pet them. I spray them with a water bottle and yell at them to go away like a crazy old lady. And yet, they remain.

6. Did I mention the stray cats are lovers? Well they are. They are loving each other on my front porch and pretty soon there will probably be lots of little kittens who think they live on my porch and then what am I supposed to do!?


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

a survey. the official post of laziness.

30 Questions -- All The Things You Never Cared To Know About Me

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Kathryn was my grandmother's name and also my great-grandmother's name, I believe - right mom?

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Can't remember, but it probably wasn't that long ago. I'm a crier.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
On neat days. My handwriting is very dependent on the pen I am using.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Peanut Butter

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, thank goodness.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would not like myself at first, because I never like anyone I first meet. But then my awesomeness would come out and we would be BFF.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Never.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes. I am the healthy child in my family.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes, it can't be worse than skydiving.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Wheat Chex

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocolate or Strawberry

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Appearance. Shallow, I know.

14. RED OR PINK?
Pink

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My strange combination of soft-heartedness towards some people and complete inability to tolerate other people.

16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Me, 5 years ago

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I don't care.

18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple scrub pants, no shoes.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Friends

20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Blue-Violet

21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Spring and Roast in the crock pot

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Someone from work.

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent it, I pulled it off the internet.

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Olympics

25. HAIR COLOR?
Dark Blonde

26. EYE COLOR?
Blue

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes

28. FAVORITE FOOD?
Toast with applesauce on top.

29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Castaway

30. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Last night I finished "Life as we knew it" and I haven't started a new one yet.