I hurt my foot today. I was just walking along, got too close to a metal shelving unit and my left foot went under it. So when I lifted my foot up to take another step, it got caught under the shelf and I tripped and it hurt and I cried. At work. While chanting "don'tcrydon'tcrydon'tcry." Chanting is overrated.
It immediately bruised and swelled up into a big ugly lump and now my foot is swollen and blue and ugly and it hurts to wear shoes. And also, to stand, sit, breath, and eat dinner. I have the day off tomorrow, so I can wear flip flops all day - the sandal straps nicely avoid the big ugly bump and will still allow people to see it so I can get some sympathy.
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