In the last 30 minutes...

-I got a call that the motion detecter had gone off at work and could I go up and check things out?  That'd be great, thanks.  Don't worry, a cop should be driving by at some point.  

So I went up, turned off the alarm, took a look around, left, drove around for a few minutes, went back by, talked to the cop who was looking in the windows, offered to let him in, he didn't want in, came home, started watching The Office and typed a sentence with more commas than were really needed.