Gross

I have had a disgusting morning. I was peed on, anal glanded and chewed on, all before 8:30, and all by the same nasty little dog. - I don't know if any of you have ever had a dog express their anal glands on you, but it is one of the nastiest things I have ever experienced. I would rather be peed on a million times than be anal glanded. I had to go home and change my clothes, and while I was home I found a pile of kitty poo in the bathroom. The human bathroom, not the cat bathroom. And when I got back to work, I stepped in dog poo. It has been an awful and stinky morning.