Old Man: "My dog has a lot of plaque on her teeth. I have been scraping it off with a pocketknife, do you think she still needs a teeth cleaning? One of her teeth looks infected, she doesn't seem to like it when I scrape at that one, do you think it hurts her? I have been brushing them with my toothpaste, she really likes it!"
Me: "....." (silence, because I have fallen out of my chair and passed out on the floor).
Man in Denial: "My dogs don't weigh that much, your scale is wrong."
Me: "That's what I always say about it too, but unfortunately, it's right."
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2 comments:
maybe we could hold the first guy down while we scrape his teeth with a pocket knife. Hello Retard!!!!
Brenda :-)
Lol - I hate scales like that!! :-) That poor dog! I agree w/ Brenda, he's a retard!!!!
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